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Master of NonSense and the P of My Pen is Pillow LLC, Christina Michelle is a Comedienne, Writer, Researcher, & Parody Entrepreneur with a Deep desire to use Comedy as a Conduit for creating awareness about causes that don't get touched enough. Humor heals, and gives us a chance to approach pain in a more palatable way.

We use only the cheapest possible sweatshop materials in the world. Our fabrics consist of Plush or Minky Fabric and stuffed with 300 grams of PP cotton.

 We are not  affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way  officially connected with MyPillow. MyPillowPenis is a seperately owned product and does not imply any affiliation with or endorsement by MyPillow.